नक्की वाचा
एक छोटीशी मुलगी तिच्या बाबांबरोबर
जात होती, एका पुलावर खूप वेगाने पाणी वाहत
होतं.
बाबा: बाळा, घाबरू नको.. माझा
हात पकड.
मुलगी: नाही बाबा, तुम्ही माझा हात पकडा.
बाबा (हसत): दोघांमध्ये
काय फरक आहे बाळा?
मुलगी: जर मी तुमचा हात पकडला, अन अचानक
काही झालं, तर मी
तुमचा हात सोडून देऊ शकते.
पण जर तुम्ही माझा हात पकडला, तर
मला माहितीये कि
काहीही झालं तरी तुम्ही माझा हात कधीच
नाही सोडणार.

Pappu Dabbang
Sir :- PAPPU tumhare sare ans galat
hai,
marks de to kahan..
PAPPU :- KAMAL KARTE HO
MASTER JI,
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA
THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI.
Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai..
PAPPU. :- BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA
MASTERJI,
APKA BETA KAISA HAI..
Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se!
PAPPU :- CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE
DO
MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME
ITNE CHHED KARENGE,
KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS
KAHA
DE AUR
ZERO KAHAN!!. :p

Mere pass facebook hai,
twitter hai,
orkut hai....
tumhare pass kya hai.....?
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Smart answer:
mere pass
"Aur bhi kaam hain
\m/

joke

Girl: aj mere dad ne mjhe tumhare
Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia..
Boy: oohh!! kia bole wo??
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Girl: Bas wohi hua jis ka dar Ta.
Bus ka kiraya wapis le lia..
Humari Family boht strict ha na:-D

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A boy & a girl loved each other very much.
unfortunately the boy died.
girl was upset too much & she couldn’t stop her tears.
she kept on crying every day.
many people gave sympathy but no argument could stop her tears.
one night she slept & had a dream.
she saw the guy in heaven with so many guys of his age.
he felt relaxed.
but she noticed that every guy was in fairy dress & had a lightened candle in their hand.
but her guy had a candle which was not lightened.
she asked him: “why your candle is not lightened?”
he said: “whenever i lighten my candle my candle your tears falls on it”
please don’t cry for whom you really love”
“because they dont want you too?”                                                                                                                                        

She said that she wanted to get high..!!
He took her to the tallest hill in town
She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink..!!
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up
She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face..!!
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.
She said that she wanted to see her blood..!!
He took her to get her ears pierced
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep..!!
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed
She said that she wanted to be alone..!!
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always..!!
He asked when he wasn’t available for her..?!
Love is always caring, Only if its True!


                                                         

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Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!